GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. A